Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Senior-ITIS

Senioritis : A crippling disease that strikes high school seniors. Symptoms include: laziness, an over-excessive wearing of track pants, old athletic shirts, sweatpants, athletic shorts, and sweatshirts. Also features a lack of studying, repeated absences, and a generally dismissive attitude. The only known cure is a phenomenon known as graduation. Senioritis affects everyone, regardless of sex, age, height, race, etc. It happens naturally like chicken pox.

Personally Senioritis hit me after the first few exciting weeks of being a senior. I WAS excited to be a senior. I WAS excited to be back at school. Now all Im excited about it getting out of school. And prom of course, oh; and spring break!

Treatment for senioritis: Continue to slack off for the rest of the senior year, doing whatever you want. Usually graduation is the pinnacle for the end of senioritis for the student effectively becomes a college student and has to work hard otherwise he works at Burger King. In some cases, treatment may not work, and the student may exhibit senioritis in college. In these cases, it is adviseable for the student to do research on "procrastination" and possibly visit a psychiatrist for further treatment.